Guess who got their nipples pierced!!!

Relationships give me so much fucking anxiety.

No one I’ve ever dated has been able to achieve giving me an orgasm orally. My boyfriend was able to overcome that last night. This is a very big deal.

ajantas:

don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus

(via elvell0n)

bandicutes:

if u can do liquid eyeliner u can do anything

(Source: spookycutes, via the0lympians)