No one I’ve ever dated has been able to achieve giving me an orgasm orally. My boyfriend was able to overcome that last night. This is a very big deal.

ajantas:

don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus

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bandicutes:

if u can do liquid eyeliner u can do anything

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The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014)

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Timestamp: 1411069944

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Timestamp: 1411063273

Why do I always say the stupidest shit?

"Fuck, my tea."

me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)

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